Ms Interpretation

red lipsI’m going to tell you a short little true story that speaks volumes about how men interpret what women say, or rather..what we think they just said.

My wife (of 27 years) is going out the door to visit the movie rental store. She turns to me and says, ‘ Why don’t we do something decadent tonight? ‘

In a purely primal male manner I instantly connect the dots between movie rentals and immorality. I suddenly picture her combing the shelves for something cinematically sexual.

And then, without missing a beat, she adds, ‘ Why don’t I stop at Kentucky Fried Chicken on the way back? ‘

There’s a lesson there..something to do with hopes and dreams and a finger lickin’ good time gone wanting but I’m putting my imagination on ice.

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